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Well as you can see all the songs and stuff on this page I really like music, its one of the main things that keeps me going, besides my friends.  I like lots of different kinds of music,  I have many more favorite songs but the list is long enough already.  Many people have inspired my musical tastes, especially my dad.  So according to me all these songs kick ass, so I reccommend looking into some of them. =)

A bunch of songs and other stuff....

The Beautiful People by Marilyn Manson

I don't want you and I don't need you-
don't bother to resist, or I'll beat you.
It's not your fault that you're always wrong-
the weak ones are there to justify the strong.
The beautiful people, the beautiful people-
it's all relative to the size of your steeple
you can't see the forest for the trees-
you can't smell
your own shit on your knees.

There's no time to discriminate,
hate every motherfucker
that's in your way.

Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean

The worms will live in every host-
it's hard to pick which one they eat most
The horrible people, the horrible people-
It's as anatomic as the size of your steeple.
Capitalism has made it this way,
old-fashioned fascism
will take it away!

Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean

There's no time to discriminate,
hate every motherfucker
that's in your way.

The beautiful people, the beautiful people (x4)

Hey you, what do you see?
Something beautiful, something free?
Hey you, are you trying to be mean?
If you live with apes, man, it's hard to be clean. (x2)

Fly By Night by Rush

Why try? I know why
The feeling inside me says it's time I was gone
Clear head, new life ahead
I want to be king now not just one more pawn

Chorus
Fly by night, away from here
Change my life again
Fly by night, goodbye my dear
My ship isn't coming and I just can't pretend

Moon rise, thoughtful eyes
Staring back at me from the window beside
No fright or hindsight
Leaving behind that empty feeling inside

Chorus

Start a new chapter
Find what I'm after
It's changing every day
The change of a season
Is enough of a reason
To want to get away
Quiet and pensive
My thoughts apprehensive
The hours drift away
Leaving my homeland
Playing a lone hand
My life begins today
 
Closer by Nine inch Nails

you let me violate you, you let me desecrate you
you let me penetrate you, you let me complicate you
help me I broke apart my insides, help me I've got no soul to sell
help me the only thing that works for me, help me get away from myself
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god
you can have my isolation, you can have the hate that it brings
you can have my absence of faith, you can have my everything
help me tear down my reason, help me its' your sex I can smell
help me you make me perfect, help me become somebody else
I want to fuck you like an animal
I want to feel you from the inside
I want to fuck you like an animal
my whole existence is flawed
you get me closer to god

through every forest, above the trees
within my stomach, scraped off my knees
I drink the honey inside your hive
you are the reason I stay alive
 
Beer by Reel Big Fish

She called me late last night
To say she loved me so
It didn't matter anymore,
But I say she never cared
And that she never will
I'd do it all again
I guess I'll have to wait until then
If i get drunk well,
I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
If you're drinkin' well
You know that you're my friend
And I say I think I'll have myself a beer.
She called me late last night
To say she loved me, so..?
But I guess he changed her mind.
Well I should have known it wouldn't be all right
But I can't live without her
So I won't even try...
Maybe some day, I'll think of what to say.
Maybe next time I'll remember what to do,
She looks like heaven, maybe this is hell,
Said she'd do it all again
She'd promise not to tell!
If I get drunk well,
I'll pass out on the floor now baby
You won't bother me no more
(and she said) It's OK boy cause
You know we'll be good friends and I say
I think I'll have myself a beer.

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Let Me Go - Cake

when she walks
she swings her arms, instead of her hips
when she talks she moves her mouth, instead of her lips
i've waited for her for so long
i've waited for her for so long
i've wondered if i could hang on
i've wondered if i could hang on


"let me go," she said
"let me go," she said
let me go and i will want you more
let me go, let me go
let me go and i will want you


when she wants
she wants the sun instead of the moon
when she sees
she sees the stars inside of her room
i've waited for her for so long
i've waited for her for so long
i've wondered if i could hang on
i've wondered if i could hang on


"let me go," she said
"let me go," she said
let me go and i will want you more
"let me go," she said
let me go
let me go, and i will want you


"let me go," she said
"let me go," she said
"let me go," she said
let me go, let me go

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Song written by Lange, she actually just changed all the words to You can call me Al by Paul Simon.
 
Girl walks down the street
She says why am I sucha  whore now
Why am I such a whore
The cheeks on my bum are soft
I need a brew ski
I want a shot if tequilla
Dont want to end up a tootie
In a tootie crack house
Ginava, Ginava
Kittys in the trash can
By my crack house door
Aunt Jamima, mima
Get your syrup away from me!
I dont  like the smell of you, anymore..
If you be my slutty ho
I can be your long lost mofo
I can call you Nikky
And Nikky you can call me
Call me Skippy

My Favorite Songs (in no particular order):
 The Beautiful People- Manson
 True Fine Love- Steve Miller Band
 Let Me Go- Cake
 Happy Phantom- Tori Amos
 Do Right- Jimmy's Chicken Shack
 Stick Shifts and Safetybelts- Cake
 Cherry Pie- Warrant
 Feel Like Makin' Love- Bad Company
 Beck- Sexx Laws
 Never There- Cake
 Spirit in the Sky- Norman Greenbaum
 Mr. Blue Sky- ELO
 What's Up- 4 Non Blondes
 Suckerpunch- Five Iron Frenzy
 Hotel Yorba- The White Stripes
 Love You Madly- Cake
 All Right Now- Bad Company
 The Zoo- The Scorpions
 Closer- Nine Inch Nails
 Sugar- System of a Down
 You Shook Me- AC/DC
 Time for me to Fly- REO Speedwagon 
 Get Rid of That Girl- The Donnas
 Light My Fire- The Doors
 Substitute- The Who
 The Way She Loves Me- Tonic
 Mr. Deadman- Union Underground
 Hem of Your Garment- Cake
 My Generation- The Who
 Owner of the Lonely Heart- Yes
 More Human than Human- Rob Zombie
 Turn, Turn, Turn- The Byrds
 Fat Bottom Girls- Queen
 Tonight, Tonight- Smashing Pumpkins
 Fly By Night- Rush
 Keep On Lovin' You- REO Speedwagon
 Say Ten- Reel Big Fish
 Paul Simon- Me and Julio Down by the Schoolyard
 Self Esteem- Offspring
 Heart Shaped Box- Nirvana
 Kashmir- Led Zepplin
 Doll-dagga-buzz buzz-ziggity-zag- Marilyn Manson
 Song for the Dumped- Ben Folds Five
 Fast as You Can- Fiona Apple
 Cold- Static X
 Freebird- Lynard Skynard
 Don't Fear the Reaper- Blue Oyster Cult
 Leather- Tori Amos
 Stacy's Mom- Fountain of Wayne
 Short Skirt and a Long Jacket- Cake
 The World I know- Collective Soul
 I'll Never Let You Go- Third Eye Blind
               (more to come)
 
 

Best Friend by Greg

I've been your best friend for years

Seen you with other guys

I wiped away your tears

As soon as I got close to tell you how I feel how I feel

U were with another guy

*chorus*

You're tearin me apart

Deep inside my heart

How can I tell you

I really need to tell you

Were going to college soon

Am I too late

To open the gate

I need to tell you

*chorus*

when I finally tell you you will ask why I waited

your love could have faded

I have to answer this

Im not sure why

I was afraid you'd say goodbye

*chorus*

 

Listen Up by Greg and Carl

I've walked this street many times before

Broken hearts and broken dreams lying scattered on the floor

Every wrong turn brings new sorrows

Hands in pocket shoes on feet

I continue walking to that broken beat

Alone in the world

Can you hear me scream?

I'm not alone in the world

I know your listening

I know there's someone out there

Who must be listening to me?

You're not as alone as you think

I've traveled this street many times before

Lost feelings and unanswered questions

Things I would only tell to no one

Keep it all inside even if there is nothing to hide

Loneliness is self sufficiency but ill keep that to myself

Happy Phantom by Tori Amos
 
And if I die today I'll be the HAPPY Phantom
And I'll go chasin' the nuns out in the yard
And I'll run naked through the streets without my mask on
And I will never need umbrellas in the rain
I'll wake up in strawberry fields every day
And the atrocities of school I can forgive
The HAPPY phantom has no right to bitch

Oo who the time is getting close
Oo who time to be a ghost
Oo who every day we're getting closer
The sun is getting dim
Will we pay for who we been


So if I die today I'll be the HAPPY phantom
And I'll go wearin' my NAUGHTIES like a jewel
They'll be my ticket to the universal opera
There's Judy Garland taking Buddha by the hand
And then these seven little men get up to dance
they say Confucius does his crossword with a pen
I'm still the angel to a girl who hates to SIN


Oo who the time is getting close
Oo who time to be a ghost
Oo who every day we're getting closer
The sun is getting dim
Will I pay for who I been


Or will I see you dear and wish I could come back
You found a girl that you could TRULY love again
Will you still call for me when she falls asleep
Or do we soon forget the things we cannot see


Oo who the time is getting close
Oo who time to be a ghost
Oo who every day we're getting closer
The sun is getting dim
Will I pay for who I been


And if I die today
And if I die today
And if I die today
Chasin' the nuns out in the yard
 
You Turn The Screws - Cake


you turn the screws
you tear down the bridge
flimsy as it is, it's business like
you shake my hand
you break up the band
flimsy as it is, it's open-mic punk rock
red white and blue


you twist the knife then go home to kiss your wife
a bigger better slice is what you'd like
you kick the sand, you get the upper hand
you sell it to japan
it's natural punk rock
red white and blue


you turn the screws
it's what you choose to do
you think that i
must turn them too
you think that i must be so satisfied
i stay inside
i wonder why


and the cement-mixer gets it all ready
one good turn at a time
they're pouring it slowly and steady
you're showing me where i can sign
what i can expect to find
but how can you say you'll be happy
when you turn the screws


you turn the screws
it's what you choose to do
you turn the screws
it's what you choose to do
you think i must turn them, too
you turn the screws
you tear down the bridge
flimsy as it is, it's business like
flimsy as it is, it's open-mic punk rock
red white and blue
you turn the screws

This poem was written by a weird guy.
Poop poop poop your pants,
Well all do the poopy dance.
Squeeze your cheeks then twirl and prance,
Pooping isnt happenstance
Poop poop poop your shorts,
Do your farts blast loud reports?
Poops big, poops small, poops of all sorts,
Pooping will not give you warts.
Poop poop poop your roos,
Do your poopies come in twos?
A happy, playful little pair,
Marking up your underwear.
Poop poop poop your jeans,
Wipe it like a wipe-machine.
Wipe left, wipe right, wipe front, wipe back.
Wash your hands before you snack.
Poop poop poop your briefs.
Nervous like a poopy thief.
Hide here, hide there, crouch down and pray,
Will the stench give you away?
Poop poop poop your trunks.
A swimmer dropping little chunks.
Will they sink or will they float,
Like steaming little poopy boats?
Poop poop stay away,
I did not take a poop today.
Tomorrow Ill be on the train.
When I feel the poopie pain.
Someone call the engineer.
Ive let a giant poop in here.
My giant poop has come to life.
Ill take this poopy for my wife.
Ride the train, hand-in-hand.
Drop us off in poopy land.
We will dance, and sing, and play,
In a very poopy way.
Consider it a lesson learned,
If your butt has ever burned.
Just smile through the pain and say. 
Dear Rosie, have a poopy day.