| Noel, one of the funniest girls alive. |
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Noel quotes:
"Barbara, they're stealing our towels!"
"Yeah..Don't really care.."
"Whore"
"Bitch"
"I will go buck wild on your pansy ass."
"Guacamole"
" If you get thirsty you can suck on my shoes."
"You should go around with a peice of paper and write down everything I say!"
"I'm frickin' hilarous."
" What the F??"
"Why don't you just shut the hell up?"
| Jack Black |
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"I've been a lot of places and I've seen a lot of faces... I kicked those faces asses."
"Dude, what does a mime look like when he's having sex anyway? Probably like, [making obscene gestures with his hands] 'I'm a mime! I'm a mime!' Ha ha ha!" (Saving Silverman)
"Yeah, c'mon. Remember?! I went to prom with a tux painted on my naked body? Yeah! And then I spilled punch on myself and everyone could see my dong?" (Saving Silverman)
" Do you want me yo get naked and start the revolution?" (Orange County)
"Dude, I never went to college and check me out. I'm kick ass!" (Orange County)
Movies that are funny according to me!:
Animal House
Old School
Billy Madison
The Hot Chick
Van Wilder
Superstar
Me, Myself and Irene
Tommy Boy
Dumb and Dumber(er)
Zoolander
Orange County
Austin Powers 1&2
| Andria!! |
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Andria Quotes:
"Sorry I wasn't listening."
" Stop it Bill!"
" John!"
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| Chirs Farley, the God of funnyness |
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February 15, 1964-December 18, 1997
Chris Farley Quotes:
"No yelling on the bus!!"- Billy Madison
"Okay, in case your father hasn't already told you, my name is Matt Foley and I am a motivational speaker. Now, I'm gonna give you a little scenario of what my life is all about: I'm 35 years old, I am divorced, and I live in a van down by the river."
"RICHARD... were you watching spank-trovision?"
If I wanted a kiss I'd call your mother.
| Lange, another funny lady. |
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Some famous Lange quotes:
"Sometimes....you can call me Skippy."
"Shake that healthy bass."
"Porn star"
"plaza!"
"don't tell me who to do and how to do them"
" it was a gae old time."
" i want to pee on you."
| John Belushi, from Animal House. |
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Some more funny people that I don't have enough room for pic's:
Greg Pensabene
Teresa Giamboluca
David DeBruyne- "I am Jesus, I eat babies."
Abby Griffith
Kate Maloney
Brittani Lenz
Adam Tedder
Janelle Simms- "I'm a good driver, I swear."
(if you are not on this list, its either you are not funny, or i just didnt remember you hahaa)
If a kid ever asks you how Santa Claus can live forever, I think a good answer is that he drinks blood.
Jack Handey
They say the mountain holds many secrets, but the biggest is this: "I am a fake mountain."
Jack Handey
Instead of mousetraps, what about baby traps? Not to harm the babies, but just to hold them down until they can be removed.
Jack Handey
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| Mike McDonald from Mad TV |
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Mike McDonald plays Stewart and Rusty on Mad TV.
| Mo Collins from Mad TV |
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My favorite character she plays on Mad TV is Lorainne.
| Will Ferrell |
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Some Will quotes:
"If you had any brains, you would have challenged me to a game of Scrabble"- as President Bush talking to Osama Bin Laden on SNL.
That Hansel is so hot right now. - Zoolander
I was wondering if you wanted to get some ice cream or perhaps a meal of food?- Old School
I was like, "Emilio!"- Night at the Roxbury
Hey, Brandon? Michael? I need you guys to do me a favor and get off the shed. Need you to be a buddy and get off the shed. Okay? Thanks.
| Phil, hes "special" |
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Phil quotes:
" Dutchie is from Lancaster County Pennsylvania."
" We were making babies."
" Vuck you!"
1-2- buckle my shoe
3-4 i am a whore
5-6 pick up sticks
7-8 i got laid
9-10 i have HIV again! a song phil sang to me, july 22, at 11:45 pm
"That's my muffin"
"My lovely little baby cake pie butter buns filled with pudding puffs and a metal chastity belt"
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